Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
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Top comments
0RedPenguin0 8
Oh, the irony... Hospitals injuring patients? It sounds like they just dont want you to leave.
prettyinpink03 11
At least you were close to help! I truly hope you feel better. I have broken bones and it is not fun.
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Comments (168)
etoilenuit 15
Ha can't you sue? You could be rich!
mischivi 1
Lawsuit
PhishloverA 14
What horrible things have you done in the past to have such horrible karma?
Justin0481 5
I'm pleasantly surprised that the first comment wasn't "sue!"
Justin0481 5
Not that there isn't a bunch of dumbasses saying to sue them, just not the first comment, for once.
fanaticdragon 10
Wow, those guys really Lit your Fire, huh? (Sorry, I get excited when I see 'the doors' anywhere, whatever the reason)
j3ebrules 13
Lawsuit?
robox1187 9
Weak.
ryanthib1017 1
This can't happen because you have to be wheel chaired out of the hospital
bman0219 4
You should sue them
punkgurl1987 6
Sue that's bs