Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
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Top comments
Kallian_fml 21
My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...
Dracoboxer357 36
15- Your beanbag chair exploded after your Brother had sex on it.....and YOU had to clean that up afterwards? Jeez, Kallian, why didn't you write this up as an FML of your own, that's fairly disturbing. ;(
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Comments (72)
skyeyez9 25
There are giant sized bean bags out there that look big enough to sleep on. I want one!
nrelavender 10
Fyl if you are skinny. Even of you are overweight, you still don't deserve it, op. If she is your friend she wouldn't make fun if your weight, even if you were fat. She could say it in a much nicer way.
littlehollycocks 0
Lose weight or accept the way people will look at you if you're fat. Either you need to reevaluate your weight and your diet or exercise routine, or your "friend" needs to reevaluate her eye doctor. But I mean seriously get your BMI figured. If it's high, it might be time to get healthy for many reasons: you'll live longer, you'll show her up, and you'll feel prettier. It'll eliminate a lot of likely health problems in your future. Sincerely, concerned hollycocks. PS I know being fat is no fun, so don't think I'm a mean person. Been there, been fat. I'm much happier at 5'2 110# age 18 than I was at 4'10" 130# age 11...
imaginger1 4
Meouch, that's gotta sting. Toughen that upper lip, Op.
onorexveritas 24
lmfao
tw416 6
It must have been her bean bag.
mommy_me 4
sooooo did you switch seats?
C0N71NG3NCY 6
Well, would you have offered to clean up the mess and pay for a new chair if you'd broke it?
devore504 7
would have broken it then smacked her and found new friends
KrissiKat 8
they call those fake friends my dear..