Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The candidate
Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Too challenging for you?
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Social media was a mistake
Today, I was no longer being considered for the counselor position at a prestigious university because of a social media check. It wasn’t anything on my profile, it was comments I'd made on public posts, laced with profanity and insults towards other commenters. There goes my Christmas. FML
Hogwatch
Today, I was once again berated by an idiotic parent. I’ve been called a filthy liberal, a groomer, and had my job threatened several times. All of this because I was teaching second graders about pronouns. You know, the part of English grammar that replaces a noun. Nothing political at all. FML
I'd like to thank…
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Odd punishment
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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sickofnames 0
That's what school is like. Everything has to be the status quo, bland and acceptable. I know your pain as I was almost suspended for a film project I did.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Political correctness is a crock of shit in the first place, necessitated only by the fact that we allow a bunch of annoying crybabies to make a scene every time someone says something they don't like. It's one thing to be offended by blatant racism. It's another thing to throw a fit because someone isn't conforming to the hypersensitivity USA has gotten up its own ass with. Only the most pathetic individual could be offended by "Merry Christmas."
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Hyo_fml 0
So ironic it hurts. IT HURTS.
AlexNeenan 0
FYL. **** censorship. Stick it to the man and give the original anyway :)
mattmag 0
#29, that is bullshit. It applies to all people in the US (including minors and visitors), and if you decide that you want to fight it, you can take the school to court.
idontgiveone 0
LMFAO. Stick it to the man. XD lol #43
melishusss 0
censorship SUCKS
meepmeep_fml 0
okay, listen, at first i was like, that's shitty. but then i read it a few more times trying to make better sense of it, and it really just seems like you wrote something inappropriate and are whining that they're censoring you for 'political' reasons (no, your speech was inappropriate) cause you were 'just trying to make a point' are you 13 or something? what constitutes 'political' here?
jwsmythe 0
There's something very you must remember about any institution where the administration has a false sense of power. They can and will do away with any civil or human rights that they deem prudent, just because they can. It can be anything, from you can't go to the bathroom without permission, and as we've seen in news reports, students have been suspended or expelled for being unable to hold it through the hour long class. It can be your freedom of speech, freedom of expression, as far as free thought. But, that's the idea of the education system. Children must be trained on how to properly behave in society through any means necessary. I remember when I was in primary school (probably 2nd or 3rd grade), classes were several hours long, with only the occasional break to go to a specialized class (such as art, phys ed, etc). One student urinated himself in his seat after asking for two hours to use the restroom. Rather than just standing up and leaving, he had been well trained to be obedient. The training worked. The supervision failed to recognize that he was unable to restrain himself any further. In high school, dissatisfied with conditions I started my own student newspaper. The official student paper was full of teacher driven and edited drivel. Mine was student opinion about various items that were actually on the student's minds. ahhh, a newspaper running current events and opinions, imagine that. I wrote it, with my own articles, as well as articles by some other students. There was nothing slanderous, profane, or otherwise not printable in a newspaper. It was printed, photocopied, and distributed covertly among the student body for free. I was almost suspended over it. I asked about my first amendment rights. "Those don't apply in school." I asked "How would the ACLU feel about suspending a student for exercising their first amendment rights and expressing their opinion?" That made them think twice. It was embarrassing for them, especially when the local newspapers picked up the story. there were many valid points that needed to be addressed, that wouldn't be handled through any conventional channels. I changed schools very shortly after. My first day at the new school, I was invited to the principals office. Not ordered. Not escorted. Simply requested for an audience. He politely asked me not to run my own newspaper there too. I told him, I'm new to this school. I have no preconceptions of life here, and I have no grievances against your system. I could promise nothing, but as long as there was no reason for me to do it, I wouldn't. He told me that he has an open door policy. If I have a problem, come to him directly and it would be addressed. That was a reasonable compromise. I was placed on the student newspaper staff. All of my articles were edited for meaning and content. I managed to get them unedited before publication. I had no serious grievances that couldn't be addressed while I was at that school, so I did not run another copy of the paper. Now well into the grown world, I have grievances. I run my own news publication again. Now, its not about what are now petty things like schools or local governments (but sometimes they are). We run national and international issues. We are read by virtually every government and intelligence organization in the US and many world wide. The power of freedom of speech is huge. Be careful of what you say, you may gain a huge audience. Don't let them censor you. If your speech is being censored, print it out prefixed with a paragraph about how the school administration has censored this speech, but you wish to let your thoughts be known in their entirety. Make enough copies for every student, parent, and guest. Put each copy in an envelope that says "Please read this during the commencement speech." Give them to friends to hand out before and during the graduation ceremony. Be aware that these friends may have their copies seized, and they may be kicked out of the ceremony. Make sure copies get to any press (reports, photographers, anyone) who may be at the ceremony. Pre-mail copies to the local papers and televisions stations, so they'll arrive the same day as the ceremony. They'll threaten to refuse your diploma. Report this to the mainstream media also. Since you already got the word out to them, they'll already have reporters investigating the story. Free speech is a powerful thing. The media has the ability to sway the actions of oppressive leadership. But, free speech as a powerful tool, must be used carefully. Is your speech really offensive? Are the edits really that bad? Do they really change the meaning of what you're saying? While it may be fun to rock the boat, not every battle is worth fighting. Some battles are worth fighting with every ounce of energy you have. That decision is up to you, but consider your options and potential outcomes very very carefully.
NecroParade 3
I know this is two years later and you'll almost certainly never read this, but you are too awesome for words. Freedom of information is one of the most valuable things we can preserve.
AJComix 0
I applaud #48. I agree with all of that, since I deal with my school trying to censor me on YOUTUBE of all things.
1AAC 0
Sh*t happens
EziyaMinamoto 0
Irony!