Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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Top comments
littleCT1 12
That cop is a true bro.
justcommenting19 19
Hey, it isn't so bad. At least you didn't get a ticket. :)
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Comments (21)
MoxleyCrue 17
Sounds to me like you got good advice. Why are you mad about it?
WOTAN1488 24
That's awesome :)
quinn1184 25
it's nice to see cops in the news for something nice :)
ellymae96 25
Ah be thankful op! It could've be a lot worse! That cop sounds pretty great!
Bryce8 11
It happens to the best of us, at least you didn't get the ticket!
derangedplanet 23
I don't know if you're bro enough for the bro response man
christopherwilli 14
At least he didn't shoot you. (I'm joking of course) but anyways at least the cop let you go without a ticket
derangedplanet 23
I feel like this neither ydi or fyl... today you are winning at life. you didn't deserve a free hand but you got one. and you got a free hand out. so I see not a single problem here.
pete9913 23
sounds like the cop actually understood you were having a bad day. if you respect them, a lot of times they'll be more understanding.
nathan12_fml 2
This is actually really good luck... I'm not seeing how this is an fml?