Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day at work. I woke up when someone gently tapped my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see people smiling at me. I'd been snoring so loud that the conductor had said, “Please wake Sleeping Beauty up, this is the last stop.” I had drooled on my tie and missed my actual stop by an hour. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for a sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
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That_Guy 4
that doesn't really make you life ******, that just kinda sucks...
RedCarpetGrave 0
She was asleep and her friend woke her up. shut up.
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Comments (26)
LadyAshley 0
Ive laughed so hard I've peed, it's quite embarrassing. Happened to me a couple times with the same person. Damn I feel for ya. lol
thundercats29 0
lol fail
reyemrein 0
---rule of thumb: never fall asleep while taking public transportation, except planes they are okay---
Funky_Daniel 0
Haha. 5 she would probably shit herself.
Maxaddicted 3
That's embarrassing... If you're a girl, lie and say you're on your period. Then again, that would be equally embarrassing. In these situations, I try to say nothing and hope no one notices...
SayPeanuts 29
Yeah, because blood and urine look the same...
mk58 31
I have to pull this one of someone, the urge is overpowering.
Trainwizard 1
ZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZOH **** HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT *pisssssssss*
GayMatt 22
that must have sucked :/
kendallw13 15
start planning some revenge op, that must have been terrible
pewdiepiefan93 6
O_o
lucasjames22 8
of course you did