Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
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null_fml 11
So did you stick your tongue out to catch it?
jaydenjade 0
nasty!
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Laurendorcus 0
Who are you talking to now?
Freeze_fml 17
.. really?
Freeze_fml 17
... can*
babybubz 0
Maddoctor 10
I was waiting for someone to point that out...yay Freeze! :D
Laurendorcus 0
Trying to read this over my phone is frustrating cause its hard to tell who is talking to who and the FML app Im using doesnt have a reply button. But regardless, I dont understand why people feel the need to attack other people. Its just sad and speaks volumes to the persons character. Poking fun at someone in jest is fine, but some people are straight up mean.
Freeze_fml 17
Get the official AP, Laurendorcus. To reply on there, click the arrow in the bottom right of a comment. You can't see moderated comments on the AP, so if you see some random reply it's usually a response to a moderated one.
kaydee085 0
I agree with 41.. and I'm probably using the same app on the iPhone. it's very hard to follow who's talking to who.
maa_rico 4
same
Laurendorcus 0
Im using the FML app from the actual creators of FML, it does not have a 'reply' button available anywhere on it and it does not have any specific notations stating a comment is directed to a certain person. I dont understand why you consistantly feel the need to put people down. Its fine in jest, but you are actually harsh when there is no reason for it.
demoon_fml 7
you are annoying. I believe snickerdoodles is the right one here.
vaebouria 0
I agree with 46 I'm on an iPhone too. deffinately a reply button
Laurendorcus 0
Im using the FML app from the actual creators of FML, it does not have a 'reply' button available anywhere on it and it does not have any specific notations stating a comment is directed to a certain person. I dont understand why you consistantly feel the need to put people down. Its fine in jest, but you are actually harsh when there is no reason for it.
vaebouria 0
nice. you posted it twice. hoping for twice the effect??
omgitseasy 0
you need to get "FML Official"
MF12 0
it's a glitch it happens a lot
neon_shoes 0
Just go to fmylife.com. That's what I'm on right now, I went here before the app was made and when it was I thought it was terrible. I like just going right to the website a lot better too. It's a lot easier to follow then the app, but hey that's just what I think.
demoon_fml 7
@snickerdoodles:you and perdix are my heros.
demoon_fml 7
I don't see why everyone hates you. I think you are very witty and creative. This is why you are my hero.
blackirish44 0
Then you're an idiot... Also I think snickerdoodles needs to get some dick.
null_fml 11
Holy shit, pendatic, that is fantastic!
Tkim32 0
Snickerdoodles your way too defensive so as soon as someone posts something negative about you, you have to have a fit about it even something simple like where's the reply button you have to be all negative so back off! clearly nobody cares about you on this thing so just stop. Seventen and pendatic you are so funny together I always try to find your comments on here.
alex1432 9
yea #2 your gorgeous
kaydee085 0
thanks 49 :)
IfuckedMYlifebad 0
chat
MQ_was_here 0
okay I'm the only one who doesn't believe this? Snowflakes? Really? =/
anona_fml 0
eeeeeeeeeeew that's just gross!
logand 3
gosh ! that's disgusting !