Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
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Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0
Say "I just was pushing out a 26 foot long turd and i was so exhausted I fell asleep."
netfreak 0
yes. all employers should pay their employees to nap in a toilet stall instead of work.
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Comments (52)
jw90 18
I have insomnia and it makes it very hard for me to get a good amount of sleep. So for all we know the OP may have insomnia, narcolepsy, etc.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Butt burps XD Worse than regular burps, and ten times as shocking.
theideot 0
YDI (Your Da Idiot)
mitzi_fml 0
Apparently, you are. :)
zee209 0
This isn't an FML. YDI. You're lucky you didn't get fired.
movies12 0
Sleeping on a toilet is NOT comfortable. It really hurts ur neck. I once did I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the washroom. Fell asleep on it. I'm gonna say FYL, cause I bet ur neck was sore.
plexico 4
Actually, if you fall asleep on a toilet (pants down and all), you could get hemorrhoids really badly. That would be a real pain in the ass.
kkannibal 0
epic. everyone does it at one point..lol.
beethoven_fml 0
maybe you're narcoleptic you should google around
AshleyRose784 0
this FML was really, REALLY boring
XxX_sTeLLeR_XxX 0
looks like your in a shitty situation
teebonehead 0
Is your name Gary ?