Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
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DocBastard 40
Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?
pinkdisco 3
...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?
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Comments (252)
frokeyman92 9
It's policy, they have to use there lights and sirens when a police investigation is underway.
JMWyds 0
That's terrible fyl
kyim98 3
WHAT THE HELL KINDA SHIT IS THAT?!? Wow...cops now a days!
Ajwc101 24
OP never said the cop was white.
leydia 10
I'm not sure its a racist thing actually. In some states, if not all, its illegal to have your front windows tinted to dark, no matter what race you are. Legally a cop has to be able to see you. They have this law so they can identify a driver, such as in a kidnapping or a car chase. Its also for instances such as when you run a red light and the light takes your picture. Basically so they can identify you.I have known several people get pulled over for this same reason. People of a variety of races, including Caucasian people. Usually people get sent away with a warning. OP didn't say he got a ticket, so I am assuming that he also got sent away with a warning to get it fixed. If the officer was really racist, he would of found a reason to ticket OP.
maybso 0
ghost ride the whip
NoctisLiberi 10
I'm sorry but…LOL
ohjoy15 33
Assuming you weren't speeding or anything...what was he going to do if there actually wasn't anybody driving? "Oh... Okay... Uh, carry on." *leaves*
roloroelie 4
police academy in real live???
JustNatalie 8
*little kid screaming* THAT'S RACIST!