Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
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random_person243 14
your user name completes this FML .
JustKittyKat 24
I personally do not find that game frightening. I was disappointed. At least you didn't shit yourself, OP.
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Comments (82)
Kalipczo 21
Lol I've played the game And in my opinion it wasn't scary.. The fact that you screamed and almost shat yourself tells me you're either a pussy, extremely immature, trying to get attention, or all three.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Oh yes, people always fart 'for attention'. That's a very logical conclusion.
squideth 18
You're such a badass 40. Anyone who isn't exactly like you MUST be a pussy.
tenaciousdude 5
lol wow
Lil_Saly_Danzr 10
That's what you get for playing slender...
Satoaoi 13
never played it before. all I know own about it is he has no face or something o.o
awaydoggy 8
trust me they heard the fart，fart is never covered up
AgentClassyPants 9
Was he in your living room? Cause I would have farted too. A lot.
Pham0023 12
Slenderman is a god awful excuse of a "scary game" try playing classic games like silent hill, and clock tower. I promise you, you will be scared. Horror genre games these days suck with the exception of Dead Space series. I haven't felt fear breath down my neck since those games. If you don't believe me I challenge you :) have fun
lashes_to_ashes 14
The only thing I can say to this is... Nothing. I can only laugh. HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should send this FML to the company that designed the game because I'm sure they'd be delighted to know they did a good job.
alitbaby 14
the name aNd Fml. priceless.