Miscellaneous: Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's... - FML

By mike - 10/07/2013 07:51 - United States

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:12

You should play along with it and then when the times right you should start talking in Italian. Embarrass them.

kittenmeownyan 18

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:11

Sorry OP some families can be real assholes even to their one of their own.

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nasaboyinspace 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 5:03

holy crap I think I know this person. ...

PRItalian 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:54

Use tua intelligenza e parla italiano! :-) use your intelligence and speak Italian to them.

babyseastar 5

Friday 19 July 2013 1:01

Feels, honey. I'm pretty sure my grandparents hate me too.

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