Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
cowgirl927 tells us more.
OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.
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HowieDoIt 21
You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."
_GoodGuy 11
Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)
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dvsguy 3
I'm pretty sure all the YDI are those with no kids. So ignore them.
Narcisse_fml 25
You "walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet." The silence was a dead giveaway that he was up to something. Parenting 101. lol
firechicky 12
As a mom, I can almost hear the babys joyous giggle seeing mommy go boom.
Omniprism 15
Most people without babies/toddlers don't realize how fast they can be. Sorry that people have to be so assuming and judgmental.
EmberEyes 16
I work in a restaurant that has a game room and I don't know how many times I've seen parents chasing their toddlers around. It's quite adorable to be quite honest.
gablillian 13
I've never been a parent but I've seem my younger sibling and cousins do this kind of thing to my mom and uncle. I hope it didn't hurt too bad.
martin_martian7 11
There shouldn't even be a YDI pick for this one.
ShannonBitt 29
I'm taking it you didn't stick the landing?
csi_fml 19
Why didn't I think of this when I was a kid it's the ultimate troll
Bcfrmkc816 17
It's not only moms there are a lot of single dads out there doing a good job of raising their children also
ultra_notorious 26
better parenting could have avoided that situation