Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
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OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.
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HowieDoIt 21
You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."
_GoodGuy 11
Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)
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simoncat 11
You should never allow a two year old to cook for himself. See why? Too much non stick spray. Nasty tasting stuff, and a horrible floor wax.
Inkedldd 8
Well it's called the terrible twos for a reason.
bhalli95 8
That's why you should never have left the kitchen.
icepick23 12
Sounds like Stewie....
Ovajosh 1
So what you are saying is that you didn't stick the landing?
Mackay92 14
i know people make jokes on fml... but how did he manage to get it anyway
drwerewolf2013 17
Wheeeeeeeeee
caitiebug1119 15
This kid is going to be the next Bam Margera. Have fun with that OP.
dead_insects 18
watch your kid!
littlebiggs23 11
Shut up!
EmberEyes 16
You are stupid. Even if you ARE watching your kid they can get into things. Like honestly how old are you? This is common sense.
AlexiAwesome 10
Floors are a dangerous thing, so I avoid them completely.
qr_fml 21
Lmaooo sure the kid can really avoid the "floor" 24/7
PandaKitteh 20
First of all she was obviously joking and second of all why did you put '"floor"'?