Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying, "Stay!" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying, "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said, "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
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Confused77 3
That's ruff..
aatas187 8
Either that was a rather hairy/ugly child or you are in desperate need of an eye exam. Good for you on being dog friendly though.
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Comments (133)
football98_fml 20
i guess u cud say shes a b!tch
dermor 3
everyone likes free timbits
qjdb 8
I can totally see this happening. If it happened to me with my kid in the backseat, my daughter would've had a new nickname for life. "Hey, Fifi, wanna go to Tim Hortons and get some timbits?"
ajaj26 12
How stupid & ignorant does one have to be to mistake a girl for a dog?
DesolateTree 12
You could have played it off and said you thought they might have a dog at home.
Thomas6792 7
damn I wonder what the mom looked like
sonnyrosa 32
I sense therapy for that poor kid... "everyone thinks I'm a puppy!"
gavagoul 10
The mom probably gave you a bark
WICKEDxANGEL 13
how did you not notice in the first place?
Neyuu 18
Hey, that's how the addiction starts. First some weirdo offers you dog treats, then you're hooked. Eventually that leads to more hardcore things... like cat biscuits.
soldiat_fml 17
Although it's not an addiction until you start stealing the cat biscuits from your poor kitty. That's when you admit you have a problem and post an FML.