Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML
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It was a Greyhound, and I'd been up for 2 days. He didn't say a word to me about it. After I was told by the lady behind me, I apologized profusely, and he said "it's alright. I figured you must really need the sleep." Super nice guy, but I wanted to die.
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kitsune309 15
Poor bastard. FHL
perdix 31
Yeah, well he should shut the **** up while you are trying to sleep! What kind of boyfriend is he?
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Comments (98)
ShyAnn29 15
You never know, that guy may have enjoyed having a woman snuggled into him.
joyce71 5
someone doesn't understand boundaries
samaraperez 7
well it must didnt bother him bc he did wake you.up
dfair1987 16
Or he was to terrified he would get hit again
buddy51 23
At least, OP, you didn't wake up sucking his thumb or trying to regress to nursing and gumming his shirt trying to find his nipples.....
tfriend3 15
You're lucky, I would've shoved you off of me.
GRgoldfish 19
*and I was so exhausted...
ILoveMyArm 15
Maybe he enjoyed the hitting, I see a little S&M going on here.
Tressa1982 18
hahaha! omg!
Takuya272727 16
It actually sounds cute I think, but can still be painful.
jaredfry17 7
I'm honestly surprised no one tried to wake you up at first...