Today, I was making wedding plans with my fiancé. His mother kept complaining about everything, and insisted it was pointless to plan because it's just our "first marriage." She then tried to convince him to dump me and move back in with her because "she's all he'll ever need." FML
CaitiieBuggs tells us more.
Op here to give a year later update: After my husband confronted her about the comments she tried to backtrack and do that whole "you misunderstood what I was saying" thing, although she said it pretty damn directly, like word for word. Wedding happened without anymore major problems from her, hubby's sister on the other hand is a different story. Mother in law has tried to convince us to move in with her a few times since, but we've kindly declined each time, but she'll bring it up every so often. She has the idea we're only together because I'm pregnant (which I'm not, but with her logic this is year 5 of my pregnancy) and my husband has called her out on that too, so for all of those wondering, he does defend and stand up for me, even if it takes a little push from my end:)I picked a good one. Hope that answers any questions people had:)
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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a1f0sff 25
What kind of mother doesn't want her own son to pursue and anchieve all of his dreams and goals in life?
DocBastard 40
Looks to me like she's a couple decades late cutting the umbilical cord.
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Comments (114)
mark1970 10
That just sounds icky to me my mom couldn't wait graduation day . GET OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD LMAO
trulymickeyj 13
What a bitch lol
scottysnuts 2
Run now
sugoine 12
This is Freud's wet dream...
lostcrazydiamond 10
"Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry... Momma's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you, Momma won't let anyone dirty get through.." This vaguely reminds me of that song.
Enslaved 38
Mother, did it need to be so high? I love Pink Floyd's-- "The Wall" (:
whY402Jay 12
Inappropriate feelings for her son. And she expects him to be a man someday?
SoylentCandycorn 10
She probably wants to "make him a man" herself, if you get what I mean.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Well that's not unsettling and doesn't make her sound like an obsessive, smothering, borderline-incestuous psycho at all.
janedo5513 5
If you think that is bad, I would hate to see how she would react when she becomes a grandma.
KociaQ 30
Good luck when that person will become your in-law. What did your fiance said about it all?
graphicstyle7 17
Ew, very destructive. Do all of you a favor and take that guy and move as far away from Mommy as you can.