Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
"Found", eh?
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Confidential
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
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Comments (293)
ArtIsResistance7 1
Shit happens when you party naked. It takes about a few clicks to delete a photo...let's hope it didn't find it's way around town!
PincheEdgarr 0
that's gross:p meaning you sent it to someone else and e ended up with it? aha you were sexting someone:O that's ridiculiously gross...
baibear 0
or she sent pics to other ppl and they sent it to him??
redsoxlover09 0
haha, that's what you get for leaving your window open!!! I have 3 pics of you naked also!!
autumn16 0
how the hell? lol
As1LayDying 4
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quit bitchin, atleast it wasn't of a DIFFERENT girl..
ikilledaman 9
Or a different man
klikin 2
YDI for looking through his phone what kind of person are you to be looking through another persons phone (serious and sarcastic tone)
nikiturz 0
it's true tho' .. :p
legonut4 0
it's funny because he took pics of u without u knowing.
ziara13 0
this is not an fml. it's your boyfriend. it's a good thing if he takes pictures of you!
duke_nukem_25299 0
30 your comments are old and not funny, just like the SR jokes..