Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
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coolmike699 26
Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?
AzrielB 8
YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall
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Comments (20)
BeachMammal 8
I sliced open the back of a knuckle on glass once, and both sides hung down exposing the white tendons inside.
commandokid 13
*crocodile Dundee voice* "That's not a razor, THIS is a razor!"
diisneygirl 2
How sharp is your ******* razor?!
False_Stupidity 42
I'd say... razor sharp.
chantelle9294 19
Isn't that why razors have those little plastic caps on them? Maybe you should swap to razors that have caps. Much safer. And to all the people saying razors can't cause that much damage, they can. Fingers are mostly flesh and bone, making them easy to slice through. The way OP describes it, their finger would have been cut open at the first point of contact with the razor, but then momentum keeps the finger running across the blade, causing the remaining length of the blade to continue slicing the portion that was already opened on initial contact. Though I will admit it was more likely tendon that was visible rather than bone.
Isa_fml 20
What the **** kind of razor are you using?
CrazyJolteon 0
Well why do you shave with a machete?
Kurliez408 32
I did that last year- my shaving knive fell and I caught it wrong way up. My thumb bled for 45 minuted! hurt soooo much and I've still got a dent in my thumb....
sharond23 10
Oh come on. seriously. What the hell kind of razor are you using? I dont see how you could cut yourself that badly just running your hand down it.
randybryant799 21
What the hell are you shaving with that it could possibly cut you that badly.