Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML
Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML
Today, in a crowded store, I waved at someone who looked familiar. The woman frowned, looked behind her, then back at me, and said, “Do I know you?” I panicked and said, “Yes… spiritually?” She walked away faster than I’ve ever seen flee. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
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allthewrongkeys 0
You deserved it but why is there a cardboard cut out of a creepy woman at a gas station?
opposingside 0
HAHA! Nice. My mom and several of my aunts have done this, I think it's just like a woman to do something like this. One time my aunt was at the mall and she kept waving at this women who looked familiar that she kept catching looking at her. So then she realized it was a mirror and that she kept watching and waving at herself. I personally thinks that's even worse than this FML.
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Comments (121)
kendraaaxo 0
hahahahhahahahahah that's freakin hilarious.
rockonCB4 0
haha, I've done that. xD
xxXXxriro_kxxXXx 0
LMFAO!! that's so funny it happened to me once, i thought that i was gonna bump into a man and i said sorry then realized it was a figure of a man made out of cardboard lol :P it was pretty weird but whatev. :D
VarsityReds09 0
Hahahaha! Im running on like three hours of sleep and this will get me through the rest of the day; I have a friend who makes a little awkward wave thing like you're describing all the time so I have a bit of a visual :) :P
skullbuster 0
You are the ******* Queen of Confrontation. I hope you gave that cardboard bitty a piece of your mind!! But not too big of a piece, because it sounds like you need to hold on to as much of it as possible..
TR_Wolf 0
Hilarious! I've done similar to this myself in B&Q here in the UK, the stacks of handbaskets are highlighted by a cardboard cutout of a B&Q employee (different ones) stood there smiling.
carliexobon 0
lmfao, that is hilarious
Miss_Jess 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
iwearfeathers 0
haha you waved at a cardboard cutout.
heyheyxD 0
this is the best FML