Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
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Kukironosuke 16
you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that
Kristie_2009 0
It took you a little too long to realize...
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Comments (36)
Perversive 0
Why is that all but one FML I have read having to do with someone being drooled on or being the person drooling on themselves while on public transportation always involve the woman being the one drooling or the one being drooled on?
fudrick 0
Because when one person is drooling on another, one of them is drooling, and one of them is being drooled on, so if a woman is involved, obviously she will be one of those two. Did you just seriously try to turn this into some sexism thing?
bailo 0
haha #16 sorry... not sure you have a real point there.
PumpkinTarte 0
Yuck, that's why you don't sit so close to people.
Mutantking 0
I tried to moderate this one out but it surpassed my claws. this story is illogical. unless the op was holding the book right under the persons mouth (try to imagine positions on the bus where that could be possible and you'll see there aren't many that a person would want to sit in) this wouldn't work.
ladiesman14 0
YDI FYL ! Merry Christmas and Happy all the other retarded Holidays that people celebrate.
gym_class_hero 0
umm were you holding your book underneath him or something? honestly.
cnizzle 0
were u sitting and was he standing?
Gclass15 0
gross. maybe u shouldnt have been all up in his space
Rico5037 0
I was tired bitch leave me alone. :D jk
youthink_fml 0
Unless you reading on the floor, bullshit.
ButterFingers96 0
i bet whoever was on the bus at the moment and saw this was laughing thier ass off!