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Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

oh, man. that sucks. i would feel so awkward after wards!! so how embarrassed were you afterwards??

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Eww, who in their right mind talks on the phone in a public restroom? How rude is it to make the person on the other end of the line listen to toilets flushing and people taking a shit?

LiziiBBY 0

bahahahahah. thats funny, but also kinda gross.

This, almost word for word, just like another internet joke that has been circling the 'net for over ten years.

sofad15 0

no matter if it is old, I laughed at it. first time i see it.

sweetxdestiny7 0

apparently i live under a rock cuz i never heard this one before. i found it hilarious..

I can't believe someone submitted this...it's an old joke.

wow this joke is in magazines and all over Internet

too bad it's not real but it's a damn funny joke tho lol

to people who think its fake it may npt be. i done this people as a prank, could be the same.