This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

oh, man. that sucks. i would feel so awkward after wards!! so how embarrassed were you afterwards??

I've been telling this joke for years. FAIL! Whoever moderated this should be slapped.

i think it's really weird and gross that people talk on the phone while they're going to the bathroom. ewww....

I don't think this happened to you, but I know today while on my break I was waiting for the bathroom when from behind the door me and 10 other staff heard this woman talking on her cell while on the tolet. that's so weird.

"Halfway through"? Did the conversation continue after that?

"Girls go to bathrooms in groups of more than 2" just took on a new meaning who the **** talks and pisses?

l have heard that SO much its sad

way to be unoriginal and take this from someone else....shame on you

You un-original plagiarist!!! lol

That is so disgusting to use your phone while you're on the shitter. Ewww people these days can't put down electronics for a second.

This is an old joke!!!!