Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Today, I left 20 minutes early for school to get a good seat in class. I sat in traffic for 20 minutes before I even got on the thruway and for another 25 minutes once I got off the exit for school. Then I couldn't find parking at my university. I missed class. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, my mom and I went to visit my Dad to wish him happy birthday. I was at a red light, waiting to make a left-hand turn into the only driveway, and once the light turned green, I was unable to go, because another car was coming out. Cars behind me were beeping. I was turning into the cemetery. FML
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TurtleGenius 0
How in the world did you manage to do that?
SVelasquez 0
You have GOT to be kidding me. How did you manage to pull that, smart one? Seriously, didn't you notice that NOBODY had brake lights or flashers? Typically when you're in a hurry you'd notice that. This is EXACTLY why we should all just take cabs from now on.
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Comments (75)
teamofml 0
# 27 you are an as&#*le thats not true how do you know is a women
ChelseaDreyer 0
my sister did that once
Jem0_0 0
Seriously, how the heck did you manage that one?
king15 0
you should just quit at life
porsche944 0
"# 27 you are an as&#*le thats not true how do you know is a women" How do I know is a women? I'm normally good with fucktarded posts, but what the dick man. Oh. BTW, we all know that OP is a woman, because they can't drive....
fmylifebr0 0
how BLAZED were you?
fmylifebr0 0
so we know for a fact we're dealing with a female asian driver?
dcapp 0
ahhahahahahahahah FAVORITES
dcapp 0
PS everyone needs to freaking chill out It was probably during the day so lights are hard to see... he/she probably was not LOOKING for heads over seats because um, who does that? And it was just the side of a road so there wouldn't have to be parking spots or meters. Like give someone a break once in a while.
ilaughatfmls 0
LOL. imagine if you honked and cursed at the cars in front of you as well... that woulda been even more hilarious with bystanders going whatttttt