Chichensoup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
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krazykiya12095 0
yuuh are the true definition of a dumbass, in case yuuh didnt alreadiie knoe.
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
Agree. And it's hard to get me to agree with anyone who spells this poorly xD Not to mention when they're calling someone else stupid. Hahahahaha. YDI, OP.
RoseChuck 3
*You *you *didn't *already *know
nrevogcmamme 17
And *you* are the true definition of a dumbass with all these spelling mistakes, in case *you* *didn't* *already* *know*. Don't act like a dumbass while calling someone else a dumbass.
DeadPixel4 29
That hurt me to read 19. In here.
becccers 14
Why does it matter how someone types on the internet? Now, I could be wrong but last time I checked this website is for entertainment purposes and we're not here for a God damn English lesson, but hey, what do I know?
JesseJaymz 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
u couldn't have just one to a dog park and said a dog scratched u?? that's what my ex(?) used to tell her bf
jessme 0
how stupid can you be? I'd make up something better than that but yup KARMA IS A BiiiTccH!!!!
lilBB64 0
ydi for cheating on your wife!!
Jedthekid 0
that's what you get for cheating bruh... my first fml comment yeaaah!
kjthegreat 0
Hell yes @ #9!!
Nocturnity 0
FAIL! Haha!
CarolineCrunch 0
Ftw Soviet Russia jokes ^_^
wezywei 0
......... ur a real dumbass
yeahreally 6
wtf? who thinks to throw themselves down stairs? thats a terribe idea. shoulda said it was a demon... less risk of hospitalization and you don't need proof but then again both a terrible excuse. In the end, YDI