Chichensoup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
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FreeYourMind420 0
You're the reason we turn into lesbians. Some men are such pigs.
fellie_fml 0
@ #77 So much for the "people are just born that way" reason :P
pandemic_fml 0
85, That's the scientific reason. What she's saying is the typical feminist reason. :)
SK25Reboo 0
That sucks. Just hope she didn't find out. and what's wrong with having a lil' fun every now and then?? xD nah, I'm just playing. Ha, you're an idiot though, how did you even get the second woman if you're that stupid xD
cmac86 24
you sir get the award for idiot of the month! congratulations. you also get the satisfaction of knowing this was my fastest vote on fml yet. the second I read "I was having an affair" I marke ydi.
love0128 5
OP, I hate stupid ass ppl like YOU!!!! What's the sense of even having a wife if you're just gonna cheat on her?? Divorce her if you're tht freakin unhappy!! And the same thing goes towards boyfriends/girlfriends cheating on their significant other. Break up with them if you're tht unhappy!! Don't lead someone on while you're going behind their back messing around on them. I swear! The nerve of some ppl.
sgtgrim570 0
No matter how bad things can be, it is truely refreshing to see painfull things happen to stupid people.
orangeooninja 0
your a stupid ass and deserve it. try the roof next time.
Gummybears4life 0
Lol! you cheated on your wife (I feel bad for her btw) and to mask it you threw yourself down a flight of stairs.... which couldve killed you btw.... gosh your life is effed. You know why? Because you were born a dumbass. F your wifes L cuz shes married to an idiot.
blue_eyes4602 0
YDI. maybe you shouldn't gave cheated!
blue_eyes4602 0
have*
Itzy02 0
you're stupid, if you're not happy w your marriage, then end it. it's better than hurting your spouse more.
lapachka19 0
Idiot