Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
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Top comments
jbabe 0
you could still tell her. be her support system if this guy isnt.
mrs_cullenx3 0
ugh, thats terrible.... sorry dude
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Comments (47)
NobodysLover 0
I think that you just had one of the worst possible situacions possible sorry :[ remember dont throw yourself completely into her before finding out if she's the one be careful but helpful :DD
mich99 0
JERRY !!!!! JERRY!!!!!!!
pulpfiction_fml 3
If you REALLY love her, step up to the plate as father. That will show her what a man you are!
duhhhhhhh 4
that makes no sense. nowhere does it say she feels anuthing for him. nowhere it says the real father doesnt want the child. and even if he didnt why on earth would she just randomly replace him with any guy that vomes along. its a real human child were talking about, not a puppy he gets to walk to.
tdizzles 0
i like the visual that inside this pregnant teen is just 'some guy'
sillychilegirl 0
hmmm she will obviously need you sometime in the near future so hang in there and dry her every tear and she will be forever grateful. =)
J0yce 0
Ouch.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I'm really hoping ur a dude, but then it would be weird if she told you she thought she was preg. cause that's really more "girl talk"
PurpleLlamas 0
YOU DONT CALL A GIRL TO TELL HER YOU LOVE HER YOU BONEHEAD!!! you do it in person!!! gosh people these days!
americuzz 8
op not all women are like that. if you truelly love her stick with her and help her in her time of need... if you don't love her anymore just be gla the child isn't urs:)
bryttkneee 0
how is it really f your life? I know it's discouraging buttt not really fml.
xman505 0
Beat that dudes ass and don't be friends with her anymore
jayeterror775 18
I don't usually comment on old FMLS. That girl didn't even know that OP liked her, so tell me exactly why the **** he shouldn't be her friend. Just because she is pregnant does not mean she is any less deserving, or any less human. People like you are a ******* disgrace to our gender, you are a ******* disgrace to the human race, and most of all people like you are ******* pathetic.