Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML
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1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)
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drinkupgorgeous 0
Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.
sulitak 27
I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.
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Comments (165)
shnibz101 0
And why happened next, this would be a good 5 minute drama scene LOL
TheOtherNewest1 6
Lol, wow, that sucks.
FoundManyLemons 0
Not secret enough. YDI man, YDI.
blahdsflksfd 0
No sex until marriage, dont be an idiot.
Aniland 2
How about YOU don't be an idiot?
blahdsflksfd 0
im not
mrtristan14 0
How is not waiting till marriage idiotic.
blahdsflksfd 0
Watch Maury? Ride a public bus? Try, and youll see why...i ride the bus everyday and see 14 year olds with their babies talking about how they are going to go drinking after they see their baby daddy, and i guess they arent even in school
KC_369 0
Because of so many STI's or STD's more teens are choosing not to have sex.
were_giraffe 2
hah i guess... the secret stash wasn't so secret which proves that you can't get a lot past your parents ... lol
RoyalBloodline 0
Well I guess it's safe to say it's not a secret
oriontheboxhead 0
This sounds like red and eric in that 70s show
Tripodi 0
lmao!! haha it does...and his secret stash of weed also lol
Thong_Lover 0
That sucks! I would steal money from her and get more condoms and hide them somewhere else
kristineneer 0
not so secret was it, bub?