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lawliet_L Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

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1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)

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Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.

I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Thats a cold **** punch right there!!

I bet she really used em good!

Lol... love the name. I see u watch death note

Find the condoms and stab giant holes in them, then when your mom is into it and take out the condom she sees it has a big hole in it.

Love your name haha