Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML
lawliet_L_fml tells us more.
1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)
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drinkupgorgeous 0
Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.
sulitak 27
I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.
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Comments (165)
ChickInGreenVans 12
Thats a cold **** punch right there!!
ethanman82 8
I bet she really used em good!
BagelTheOtaku 25
Lol... love the name. I see u watch death note
ImaKoala 19
Find the condoms and stab giant holes in them, then when your mom is into it and take out the condom she sees it has a big hole in it.
yuno_gasai_fml 34
Love your name haha