Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML
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1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)
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drinkupgorgeous 0
Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.
sulitak 27
I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.
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Comments (165)
keoct 4
Ha-ha FYL. I’m just waiting for some f***en bible thumper to tell her she’s going to hell for having sex before she’s married AND for using condoms well doing it.
divineinstrument 2
I think we managed to drive them off this site. People who are not welcome on fmylife.com: trolls/bible lovers/homophobes/jackasses
bexox 0
Well, there are at least 2 comments above this that say "Omg pre-marital sex?! YDI"... or something along those lines.
cocky 0
kick your mom in the **** for stealing your shit.
Schmuty 2
LMA ******* O
TheUnnamedOne 0
LMFAO this made me laugh so hard
tranekfny 0
w
6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0
YDI for being canadian and for being sexually active with your cousins. Your mum is a tool and should of realised that inbred couples don't make normal babies. Then again, she is inbred.
LLBH 0
wat does that have to do with anything ?
katelynmarie 0
You give Slipknot lovers to shame 6SiC6Magg0tKnot. :P Lmao, your mom is funny. :)
FarSide 23
Funny then, funny now. You STFU too.
Tibi38 0
yea
grlwitperlEring 0
Honestly it sounds like the mom found the condoms and took them because she was disappointed that the OP had been sexually active or something like that. Even if she does steal your condoms at least you can stay with her though.
FAILURETODICTATE 0
IF ITS A SECRET STASH THEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN USE THEM THAT MUCH. AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN GOING TO GRAB ONE, YOU WERE GOING TO CHECK UP ON THEM. SO GOOD JOB, YOU FAIL.
plexico 4
For that "unauthorized borrow" (aka theft), it would be funny if Mom ended up with a surprise grandkid!