Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
chococool223 tells us more.
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
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Endymion_fml 0
Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.
Atropos_fml 0
They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?
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88sforlife 0
They Didnt See Any Sort Of Facial Resemblence
texassmile05 0
YDI for letting yourself go....having a baby isn't an excuse to get fat. I don't know if you've heard it, but there are gyms nearly everywhere!
krissy33 0
It took me a year+ and I lost the 65lbs. I gained with my daughter. It takes a lot of work and time, but it's possible and it was worth it!
Kittyangi 0
Law suit
delicatedarkness 0
YDI for not changing the picture
Jas1234 0
giving birth to a child would really hurt...
bntilley 2
I call bullshit
Sk8tRGirl2680_fml 1
Child birth makes everyone beautiful.
PATb_fml 0
Because having a baby is an excuse to gain 50 lbs
iwadasn 33
Did you read the FML? She had a baby six years ago. Hormonal changes can change your metabolism, and 50 pounds in six years isn't that bad.
Bordo1203 3
Arrested for stealing your own passport. That's a new one.