Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
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napoleandynamite 0
hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho
andelizastrin 0
Way to go, champ. Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)
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Comments (207)
mf_fml 0
i'm shaking my head, i hope you know that.
could_be_funny 0
haha your a technology ***** now too
ellebell 0
irony will bite you in the ass :)
sexxxy_lexxxy 0
you're a ******* idiot. figure out what's going on before you jump to conclusions and make a complete asshole of yourself, because you did.
elemenopyqrstuv 0
learn your own ringtone!
picky08 0
hahha. I hope your students called you a technology *****.
hunkydory 0
ugh, you're that asshole professor who throws a shit fit when a students phone goes off!!! you deserved to look like a jerk!!!
gravityplanx 0
you're just an ass... this isn't quite an FML, but it is an OMGISAD (oh my god, i'm such a douche)
McLaughlane 0
hahaha you ARE an ass. That is so funny. I hope you had this revelation in the middle of your tantrum so you got to stand there chewing on your foot for a while in front of the class. YDI.
Phillay632 0
You should allow each of your students to quietly stand up, form a single-file line, and take turns promptly kicking you in the genitals. You are an idiot. If my child was in your class, I'd definitely be embarrassed to have them educated by such a moron.
mrosew442 10
... you realize it's a girl... right?