Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, while working as an Uber driver, I asked my passenger for directions and she didn’t know. She was going to her own house. FML
Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, on my first day driving a hearse, I took a wrong turn and of course every car behind followed me. Out of pure habit I had turned right into the main street as though I was driving home, when I should've turned left. At least my wife got to see me from the window as I drove past the house. FML
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rangermedic77 5
Lost: the fml series
Greeneyes41 1
Shouldn't your friend have called you once they realized you were not 1.) behind them, and 2.) at their house?
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Comments (78)
melissafleming 7
why didn't you just call your friend..?
shutupYDI 4
that's why in the 21st century people use their cell phones to phone people at unfortunate events such as this...
franny57 0
Oh wow! Your life does suck!!! Use a GPS, hope u have an Iphone!
Icecream93 4
so buy a map at the gas station or ask for directions
kiraleann 16
I'm not quite sure how you managed to lose her and not realise it, but next time maybe make sure you have a faint idea of where you're going so if you do lose her you can at least attempt to find it yourself. Or MapQuest/GPS it beforehand.
bubo_fml 11
Perhaps your friends gave you the slip? (i.e. ditched ya?)
mandaboo 8
Are you also in the middle of nowhere? This seems like the perfect plot for a cheesy horror flick
lalatookasheema 8
IVE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THIS FOR A LONG TIME. It really pisses me off when I see funny comments that have tons of thumbs downs. Don't give people thumbs downs for having a damn opinion. Shit. (also, I realize all of you ignorant fools are going to give me thumbs downs.well.smd) THERE. I SAID IT.
breathemein 10
You typed this while you were lost at a gas station?
wittygirl 8
If you can write a FML then you could activate your free GPS you imbecile...