Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
Today, I got laid off. I spent the last two months planning a conference for my company. They fired me the day before the conference. I skipped my ex-boyfriend's funeral to be at the first day of this job. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
Today, after two and half years at my company and after recently being promoted, I was told by my boss the business doesn't feel it needs me, and invited me to find another job. FML
Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
Today, I was told I was being fired from my job after "5 months for poor performance." I helped lead my team to the highest possible success they’ve had the last 4 years. FML
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rakhil11 7
so how much extra did u give urself? ;D what i would have done
24788 7
Haha, I'd tell him to go **** himself and walk away. I'm not paid to write my own check anymore. He has to figure it out anyways or he could get into huge trouble.
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PaperxHearts_xox 0
If you had to write the check, you could've easily just written a couple extra zero's... x) but if you wanted to opt for something actually legal; I would've called the boss a dumbass to his face. I mean, you're already fired; so why not go the whole nine yards and tell him off?
uneekfreak16 0
They shouldn't fire you.... they should fire your boss and have you take his job. It seems like you know how to do it better!
JP101 0
Yep...I would have added an extra zero or 6.
smiley_girl 0
how much did you make said check for? I would've added a couple extra zeros. :D
cartering 0
I'd write the check, but for Ummm the wrong amount
xstaticdelta 6
I wont write it I would sue and Ill wish them a merry christmas
no_damn_luck 0
I hope you are a better person than I am. I would have given myself a hefy "bonus"!!
SirAndrew 0
I would've said "It's going to cost you an extra ten grand to get me to write that check for you."
Jonesy666 0
Did you add a few digitas at the end?
Medcrit 0
I think you should have increased the amount of zeroes that were at the end of the check. Would have worked out so much better for you.