Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite...

sniperkit 26 February 2013, 00:44 Traverse City, United States

Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML

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sniperkit 10

27 February 2013, 03:38

Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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heyitsvanessaa 9

26 February 2013, 10:10

Or start looking for a new roommate..

SApprentice 34

26 February 2013, 10:30

You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.