Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
bouda
France
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Evil_Angel_90
Australia
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Quack
Today, I stopped at a park because a duck was following me. I assumed it wanted food, so I gave it a small piece of bread. It followed me to my car, waited beside the door, and then followed me across the parking lot. I may have accidentally adopted a duck. FML
lily
United States
Dangerous words
Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
It wasn't me
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
DuckyKiller
United States
Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?
rhyannon11 7
Poor duck!
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Comments (146)
kenbez123 10
looks like you're having a bread day
DyslexicPanda 12
Is it bad that I laughed a little when I first read the fml?
Rozza17 29
#113: I honestly don't think it's bad that you laughed a bit because I did to
roachyroo 5
I have gotten screamed at for the bread thing! My son yelled right back at the self righteous old bag. Now I feed them bird food.
jonha21 11
Dexter
angel55033 12
**** the ducks life. :(
qwertyu_ioplk 9
dead duck day! about a boy!
Grimnirwher9 21
In Belgium, it's against the law to feed the ducks in the parks.
myeviltwin 20
I'm going to hell. I laughed pretty hard when I read this. It was a shocked I can't believe that laugh........... but still :P
TiffGreen 11
Murdererrrrrr!!