Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
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Comments (333)
polarbare 0
that's what you get for being out of the kitchen. why did your man even let you get a license? prob didn't even have one...woman driver...sheesh
ily_hun996 0
you're kidding, right?! because if you aren't you're a ******* sexist pig.
iGreen_Day 0
Don't worry, he's just a male lacking a penis.
jellyfish_ftw 0
pretty sure he left his penis in some kitchen after talking shit. seriously man - don't tell a woman to stay in the kitchen. that's where the knives are. duh.
jacobmaxwell 0
Seriously? People, this is such bull shit. I can't believe no one has said this is fake. That is a completely bull shit reason for writing a ticket. This is fake. People just want to bash cops. Grow up and get a life.
letitbe56 0
Unfortunately, there are a few cops out there who deserve bashing. Maybe the OP ran into one of them. They are human, after all. Just hope that most people are intelligent enough not to apply the characteristics of this cop to all cops.
mclovin1988 2
to #41, oh yea, because all cops are perfect and would never do something like that (spoken with immense sarcasm)
curryndricegirll 0
I don't believe it either. Either that, or that person wasn't a legitimate cop.
Tubasaurus 0
Yep, corrupt cops don't exist. There has never been a cop that has abused their authority for their own convenience. /sarcasm
ihateme23 0
#41 you're a dumbass. probably a cop lol
wet11 2
Whoever clicks YDI should be shot to death. 100% FYL This trooper is a asshole
babyniggurl 0
YDI
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Wow, that's quite extreme.
polarbare 0
THANK YOU! Someone with common sense! #41
Lounia_fml 8
I smell a lawsuit (;
dnbt 0
I totally read "state trooper" as "storm trooper." FYL. Dude's a jerkwad.
Intoxicunt 6
I just laughed so hard at this. "...a storm trooper rammed into my car..." Yes. Win.
EClaris 0
This is fake. And painfully obvious. First reason, a state trooper would not be on his cell phone during work, this is common for all work places and he could get fired quite easily. Second and the most important reason, in a rear end collision, the person behind is ALWAYS at fault. NO matter what
letitbe56 0
Last I checked, state troopers are still people. Sometimes people use their cell phones while driving. And since he could easily get fired...wouldn't it then be believable that he would trump up a reason to give her a ticket? Even cops break the law sometimes. If it is true, it's too bad. People need to be able to trust cops. The OP should report the guy.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
I really hope you take this to court
xmaggerzz 0
unless you stopped really fast and were being a dangerous driver, there's no reason for you to get a ticket. report it.
AugustBlue 0
And it's dickwads like this that give cops a bad name... :/ take it to court, there's no way you can't win this bull shit case. *shakes head* And I have personally met a cop that would write a bull shit ticket like that just because he can and he was the one at fault. There are assholes out there that would do it...'tis a sad world we live in.