Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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thatWOULD_happen 0
thats terrible =[ im so sorry for your losses
Whoa_YouSuckk 0
aww, i'm so sorry :( thats so messed up
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g33ktr0n 0
Cops are such dicks most of the time. Sorry about your friends though. That really sucks.
shnibz101 0
I am so sorry
espnsportscenter 0
i have never commented on fml's before, and I know we arent supposed to call them fake, but if this were real you wouldnt actually write it on fml, seriously...
tobichprophet 0
oh ma im so sorry. that cops an ass. lo siento...
queenmac 0
Anyone here who tries to go on the cop's side here is as much as a jerk as the cop himself. ssnickel, let's see those studies, hmm? Obviously, she was responsible to pull over when she realized that she was too upset to drive. Go fight crime, copper. Anyone ever hear of no harm no foul?
Polygon 0
I've seen cops themselves talk on the phone while driving. he could of just given you a warning, but no he had to go the extra mile and write a ticket. Seems like a jerk cop =/
zargon 1
http://documents.nytimes.com/documents-from-the-u-s-department-of-transportation-s-national-highway-traffic-safety-administration There you go, from the US Department of Transportation. Good on her for realizing she was too upset to drive, but the fact that she got to that point at all *while* she was driving demonstrates why she shouldn't have been on her cell phone.
nicole9347 0
sorry about your friends but no offense why the hell are you on Fmylife when your friends just died ?
ghostfacekillah 0
I'm sorry too hear your loss but what if u got in a crash for talking on your cell. the cop did what he had to to make u and other drivers safe
Jord111222333 0
haha only in Quebec does this happen!!!
GoldenGirl83 0
This is probably the most horrible FML I've read. I'm so sorry about your friends :'( The cop's an ass...