Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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kimmy91 12
What genius created a burns spray that's flammable??
Betz 10
One of the many reasons why smoking is harmful.
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DocBastard 40
"I went outside to smoke..." *hits YDI* Smoking these days is incomprehensible. I hope there are sone avid smokers here who rabidly defend it with the same tired old "it's our right to smoke" bullshit.
redbluegreen 41
It's our right to smoke bullshit!
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Go ahead, probably still oodles healthier for you too. I'll be sure to buy you some breath mints. :P
jizzwold 21
Personally I believe it's someone's right to do whatever they want to their own body. If someone wants to freebase black tar heroin I say they should be able to. It's a horrible decision and I don't think anyone should do that but they derserve to be able to choose. So as long as someone isn't smoking tabaco around kids or being a bother to other people they should be able to eviscerate their lungs in peace. /end moderate libertarian rant
DocBastard 40
If it had no effect in anyone else, I would agree with you. The problem is the huge financial burden caused by smoking. Billions of dollars/euros/whatevers are spent annually treating smoking-related diseases, every single one of which is preventable. That money could be better spent on anything else.
j_cat187 20
There is a time and a place to smoke. The people that abuse it are the ones that have health problems.
sugoi72 27
hope you don't eat junk food or drink diet sodas
awkwardppl21 3
u retard
Made217 6
*You
redbluegreen 41
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
br0ck 9
Goes Outside too smoke. NEKK MINUT Thumbs on fire :D
XtraEzeee 8
outside* to* Next* minute* Thumb's* Even with these corrections, your comment would still be terrible.
immaMonsta 8
Didn't even need to read the whole thing. YDI. Stop smoking, it's unhealthy. And gross.
Suba_fml 8
One reason you should quit smoking.
mega20913 8
uhhh you think?
erockinthesuburb 17
ugh... All these douchy comments about 'stop smoking' make me want to go buy a pack, and I'm not even a smoker anymore. Do you really think smokers don't know it's bad for their health? Repetitive warning is repetitive....
modernbenoni 8
All smokers are dicks...
immaMonsta 8
Of course smokers know it's bad their health. People are just expressing their opinions is all.
desireev 18
42- So I'm a 'dick'? Lol I'm a smoker. I smoke almost a half a pack a day. And people scream 'Quit smoking! It's gross and bad for your health!' What about all the people who drink and all the people who smoke weed and do drugs? Why is it always the tobacco smokers that get all the shit? Drunks kill other people, cause alot of commotion, and it will kill someones liver faster than anything you've seen before. Drinking is extremely bad for your health. I'm not saying that smoking isn't bad. I know it is. But give us a break! It's completely legal. I only smoke at my house outside on the porch. I hate when people attack me for my bad habit. It's MY bad habit! And as long as I'm not affecting anyone else with my smoking, then people should leave me alone about it!
b0ngs 7
49- We do not intend to attack anyone personally- it's just a lot of people hate smoking. The smell, the nasty cough. And they perceive smokers as being rude, and irresponsible. Allbeit, some are rude, lighting up right in front of you, blowing smoke in your face. But not all smokers are. I admit I used to smoke for a bit, and was treated like crap by the public. People hate smoking, so they voice that. You dont see a crack addict smoking in public, or a heroin addict shooting up on the sidewalk. Think about it
fistnazal 10
Hey now, I eat peanut butter and crack sandwich's out In public ALL the time
DocBastard 40
Desiree, yes smoking is legal, but it's stupid. Bashing your head against a brick wall is also legal, but it's stupid. The difference is that no sane person would bash her head against a brick wall because she KNOWS it's stupid. You know smoking is stupid, so... You also are discounting all the healthcare costs smokers will incur over their lifetimes. Billions upon billions.
desireev 18
Yes Doc, that is true. I have to pay all of my medical bills out of pocket and I smoke at my own home and I make sure that it's not an inconvenience for people or my children. So am I really wrong or disgusting for smoking if I'm being completely responsible about it? I do believe that smoking should only be for the responsible and it is a privilege, if you will. Just like I think drinking alcohol is for the responsible and is considered a privilege. All I'm saying is that if I am handling my habits responsibly and not bringing anyone except myself down, should I really be bashed for it?
PresAgent 23
Arrogant much, Doc? Judge me by my habits, and I will judge you by yours.
DocBastard 40
Let's just say I had a habit that was dirty, smelly, expensive, and hazardous to my health, but that I did it privately and it affected no one else. Like, say, inhaling race car fumes. Would you call me smart for doing that? Or would you call me an idiot for inhaling exhaust fumes? Of course you would. Why should I treat you any differently for inhaling toxic fumes from a cigarette?
PresAgent 23
96 - I would do neither, for that would be the same as the pot calling the kettle black. You're a doctor, of all people. You should understand better than most the errors of judging others. Remember: everybody has an addiction.
desireev 18
Doc, I respect you very much. I, truly, do! But please don't be crossing any lines. Everyone has their choices that they're entitled to make. I am of age and it is legal for me to smoke cigarettes, if I choose to. I don't harm anyone else in any way, with my smoking cigarettes. I have enough respect for others to do it at my home where it won't 'pollute' the air of other people. But that, by far, doesn't make me stupid, disgusting, or an idiot. Like I said, I respect you a lot. But let's not be calling names or pointing fingers based on legal, legitimate decisions of others...
MissHayleyJames 7
Des, while I usually agree with you, I'm with Doc on this one. You at least do it in the privacy of your own home which I really thank you for, because I cannot stand smokers in public. When you think about it though, there's no reason to smoke. It does nothing but irreversible harm to your body. Drinking in moderation doesn't cause any harm. I do get that it's an addiction though and that smokers know it's stupid. I have family that smoke and they've tried to quit many times but can never quit for good. I say if you want to smoke, you have every right to wreck your own body if you have no family or friends. But when mommy gets lung cancer and her kids and her husband have to watch her die, that's just plain wrong.
PresAgent 23
104 - If that's all your argument, you're very close-minded. Drinking in moderation does no harm? Sure it does; you may not notice it, but it still does damage to your liver. Not to mention the majority of idiots that don't know the word moderation. Or those that drink and drive and cause accidents, killing others. While we're at it, what about modern fast food/restaurants and the links to obesity. Diabetes runs rampart un my family, am I'm the only one lucky enough not to have it, because I've earned my good health and fitness. Have you ever watched an extrmely obese person die before 35 from it? Don't get me started on smoking, it's a drop in the ocean compared to more important issues.
DocBastard 40
PresAgent, I'm afraid you terribly misinformed. Drinking in moderation does NOT damage your liver. There are numerous studies which show that a drink or two daily has health benefits. Liver damage doesn't occur unless you binge or drink heavily often. And smoking is NOT a drop in the ocean! The health care cost for tobacco-relayed illnesses is over $31 billion per year. In Australia. Add $73 billion per year in the US, etc etc etc. A drop in the ocean? Hardly.
MissHayleyJames 7
Like Doc said, unless you drink heavily, there's no liver damage. As for fast food and obesity? You can eat fast food in moderation and not gain weight OR if you do gain weight you can lose it through working out or surgery. When you smoke, the damage is totally irreversible and there's nothing you can do about it. For people who smoke in public, it's a good thing assaulting another person is illegal because if I could I'd smack the shit out of someone smoking around me. Ironic though that you can't cause harm to another person and yet, second hand smoke can easily cause harm but it's not illegal (yet). It'll be a nice day when smoking in public is banned altogether.
jnaust 8
So OP deserves it for smoking? Let's say they were using a match to light an old stove and the burn cream catches fire, do they still deserve it? When I'm posting "Today, I have lung cancer from 50 years of smoking" by all means hit YDI but really until then stop the anti smoking campaign
immaMonsta 8
Yeah I see your point, but that wasn't the scenario we were given. If it weren't for OP's smoking then his/her thumb wouldn't have caught on fire. End of story.
DocBastard 40
But OP WASN'T using a match to light a stove, he was lighting a cigarette, which is inherently a stupid thing to do. So your argument is moot.
schomes 0
Thats why you dont smoke
fsamslife92 8
Smoking is bad mmkay