Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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Top comments
kimmy91 12
What genius created a burns spray that's flammable??
Betz 10
One of the many reasons why smoking is harmful.
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Comments (185)
LuciDaniels 8
You'd think they'd make first-aid burn spray non-flammable......
kickboxer1 0
Your an idiot.
Go_Away_141998 4
you're
iilovemee 8
i think thats a sign that you should stop smoking !!
Unlucky_Gun 0
Ydi for smoking
Ohnojoe 0
YDI for smoking
lilpowers 3
OP you are really stupid cause that persons finger caught fire!
wolffan 3
Smooooth!
trolodon 2
You don't say?
KrazyKlutzyKali 2
Yes well most liquid chemicals are flammable, smart one -.-
NeverDont 13
I was trying to make a flamethrower with cologne and a lighter once (it works and I had done it before), but then the cologne dripped on my finger... It wasn't a safety lighter.