Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML
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Top comments
agaba 0
Well u shouldn't have been drinking in the first place and yea ik I'm a buzz kill
IAmTheHeavens 0
Wonderful role model.
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Comments (108)
laxerswag180 4
good dad
TacoSashimi 5
You have a very hypocritical dad, my friend.
Cassidy_FML 8
Either way your father thinks hes right, whether or not hes a hipocrit doesnt change anything. to them its "im big, your little, im smart your dumb, im right your wrong. and theres nothing you can do about it." like from maltida. even with me, i got caught smoking weed so my step dad called the cops on me, had me ticketed, i cant go anywhere non school related(that im involved in) for a year, and no phone for 6 months. he used to be a drug dealer.
ohmandapants 17
You should talk to the kid whose mother gives him lectures while rolling a joint. You two would get along
agsquared 4
Sounds like my dad.
azxn7 3
Ironic .... Much
viciouspanda 0
...I'm sure he's old enough.
Eddie465 0
And the father of the year goes to..... Lol
nikijcchz 10
But u know enough to identify the smell of tequila
Jerret 6
Trolldad FTW