Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.
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SkoomaKi 28
You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.
SarahBearrra 4
Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.
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robc32ca 4
You're a good person... You deserve better
TheDrifter 24
All you dirty people. You must be punished for your sin... I'll bring the silk rope, butter and jumper cables.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'm bringing rubber gloves, a tazer, and a camera. I'll tell you right now, NOBODY is sticking me up their ass. I've seen BrokeBack Mountain.
drakej 0
Wow! That kids mom is a ****! Or a germaphobe!
Megan98 18
Time for a bath, OP?
TheDrifter 24
Fine by me, who's got the jungle gym, human sized Pokéball and drum of maple syrup? Lets get this party startef.
noisebox 1
You should have retorted: "but you're the one who smells like rotten fish"......
pulore 3
I lived in md for 6 yrs and theres alot of assholes like that! Sorry you were treated that way for trying to be helpful OP.
spottyblanket 8
OP even if you were urm...unkempt, I honestly don't understand the mother's reaction
fmlman287 0
I know right? What a b***h!
ICastillo 25
Hey drifter can I borrow your silk rope and jumper cables and Squeaky can I borrow your camera?!?