Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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td1078 2
I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.
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SkoomaKi 28
You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.
SarahBearrra 4
Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.
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Comments (216)
BMC1999 0
Sorry! That moms a 8*+€|-| -.-
Dezteny 5
To which you replied??? Seriously though. I feel like all comments should be based on this important tidbit.
albsure23 3
That just sucks! I hope that women got sick from her meal!
fallout125 2
U should touch them all like a true troll
kmluvsjw12995 5
OP- I would've been like, "Allons-ez (French for "Let's go"), biotch. You want issues, I'LL give you issues!", and touch the top of her beverage just to return the favor of being a bitch. LMAO XD
desertpunk75 11
what a ****. FYL.
hurrican_fml 0
Did you tell her she was a bad parent for not being with him to hand him a lid in the first place?
hotcommodity01 1
Well duh. Of course only the OP could contaminate lids that are out in the open, and were stocked by an employee who might have clean hands, and might have dropped them. And there might have been people who dug into the pile in search of the perfect lid. But obviously
hotcommodity01 1
* But obviously it was OPs fault. Duh. Ugh. As if there aren't enough people with unnecessary phobias. The kid is going to be a germophobe who hates women.
suprit246 2
You should have coughed and sneezed on her face!!