Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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SkoomaKi 28
You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.
SarahBearrra 4
Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.
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Comments (216)
Larawk 8
Bahahahahahahaha
KatieKupcake4195 9
Cats don't make sheep sounds dammit.
Larawk 8
Lmao
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's a keep! Sheep + Kitty :D They make sweaters, then tear them up!
Larawk 8
Lmao
GawdamitNappa 4
I think that'd be a sh*tty, or did the joke just go over my head?
brittanyayy 8
I feel like even if OP really was that nasty looking, the mom could've handled that situation way differently; like making the kid switch lids at the table, not making OP feel so bad for just being nice. People these days have no consideration for others.
pinkpixie06 11
I agree. A little tact goes a long way!
FireFlie07 20
We're you filthy? If not that really sucks.
rainbowsforall 7
Were you dressed funny or were you dirty? It doesn't sound like you really did anthing wrong. She was probably just an overprotective mom with radical iews on certain types of people.
eyecon502 13
You're supposed to say "your husband disn't mind".
ICastillo 25
Alright sounds awesome I'll be there!! Can I were my squirrel costume?
ICastillo 25
She is one of those over protective moms OP don't sweat. All she is doing is turning her son into a little puss.
spazz666 18
No, only Pokemon costumes are allowed.
TheFirstSamurai 18
I hate to play the devil's advocate, but what if OP really was filthy? It'd still be an FML anyway I suppose, but I do understand the mother was extremely rude.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'm coming in my birthday suit. *pulls out a party hat and dress* THIS is my birthday suit. Get your mind outta the gutter.