Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
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Sacrilege 0
I hate it when people can't be honest to others. If you don't like someone, friggin' say it. Don't lead them around because your balls are stuffed up your arse and you don't have the gall to say it. Time to find some friends that actually see you as a friend as well, hun. Sorry you're surrounded by shitty people.
kennythedude 3
God, that sucks. I hate it when people lie about things like that. If you don't want a person there, just tell them. You'd take it better than actually going and everyone giving you blank stares.
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Comments (71)
holycrap7890 0
I would have crashed that party. But I do feel bad...I bet your "friend" is going to feel like a total bitch though, and I hope she does.
xenomorph 0
By crashing the party, you probably would have made the host (or whoever) reconsider her decision to turn you away like this.
swisscows 0
CRASH IT!!!
haleyjordin1213 0
#3 I agree with u #2 life is cruel. get over it. and no offense but u look like a man in that picture.
Sacrilege 0
I've BEEN over it. Nothing emotional about what I said either. And none taken; I get it all the time. Life's cruel, remember? Oh, wait. You just ate your own words. Whoops.
flashback.miss 28
make long tentacle slimy dicks tip into her costume and attack all her orifices at once while ripping through her costume and holding her tied in the air for all to see lol or just call her out on being a bit or something font forget freddyd looooong gooey toungue to trap her in it's slithering embrace on her bed he likes to fondle with his younger and long supernatural hair lol jk just cut your losses and get someone who isn't two favced note most of this comment is a joke so just laugh and know I'm bot being too serious lol
Poepiepiesie 3
Thats why you always have smoke bombs in reserve.
Gman007 0
This post is total bull. Koreans aren't allowed to celebrate Halloween-they have no souls. I keed I keed!
wafflesgirl24 0
your friend is an ass... I would have crashed it! and merry early Christmas (:
budd28 0
she played you... some friend
its_worst 0
maybe she tougth u were being to....foward shes not into u.