Duckzy
United States
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML
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Duckzy 16
Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.
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djurmel89 30
Oh how sad. But you know what they say: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
DraconicFeline 31
Yeah, that's a pretty common thing with some reptiles. Poor lizard :(
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Comments (102)
baegirl33 7
Awwww poor little lizard :(
Brendog00 4
Survival of the Fittest
KingOfTheLosers 7
how cool is that! they fight for survival. you are next..
anyoldnamewilldo 23
This is why you don't keep most reptiles in the same habitat. I feel bad for the lizards because you obviously didn't do your homework on proper care.
datblondedoe 12
Talk about a cannable
jaceased 6
Can switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insur- *crunch, crunch, crunch*
Duckzy 16
Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.
guynamedsky 15
heh heh... inside...
alexismw__ 9
Aw. That's sad:/
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Never listen to the person who sells you the pet. They don't know shit.
cassbird09 12
What type of lizard?
WhatHappenedToIt 22
That's really weird. Unless he was trying to mate with her and she was having non of that then that may be why. He just got too rambunctious. It's why I only have 1 male gecko and I do season control by keeping him on a 12/12 light timer. It doesn't induce breeding behaviour.
rhiannahoward14 19
Most lizards are best solitary. It was an honest mistake- but now you hopefully know to question people and do lots of research otherwise! (If you got them from a pet store, that's a common thing they tell people and it isn't right)
guynamedsky 15
i like how im more voted down than the op is voted up
cgart96 15
The FML community is obsessed with down voting.
guynamedsky 15
obviously lol, i expeted it before i even typed it so i cant complain
Daevas 18
You know, usually it's the other way around for animals.
guynamedsky 15
but seriously sorry to hear that op
flyingplatypis 7
don't keep them together unless you plan on breeding them. and make sure you do a lot of research before buying any pet, don't just take the owner or whoever is selling you the animal(s) for their word.
kitkat818 17
Aw no thats terrible! Poor lizard :/
rhirhi923 23
that just sucks man... :( sorry you lost a lizzard
theweasel 16
This is a win for males everywhere! (Normally it's the men who get eaten)
_Bair_K_ 11
True in the animal world. Idk how come people disliked your comment so much haha
maggeei 16
I do
ebrainer1 9
Think of it as a Biology lesson on natural selection.
DomiLove 26
Guess he didn't feel like having kids