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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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datoismyname 22

Wow what a thief.

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments (599)

Annayers 9

**** you. No wonder no one has ever turned in my lost iPhone 5.

fml_seriously316 13

Wtf! That's a ******* dumbass move. You're lucky if you didn't get fired

qpsarah 10

You douche!

blackwidowtaco 31

hopefully this incredible lack of human decency caused you to lose your job, asshole.

HEYASSHOLE 3

As*shole. Serves You Right.

Flounder88 3

Wow op, way to be a complete fucktard! Hope you rot in hell!

DarthIronbat 5

Well, you were being a dishonest and disrespectful prick face. I'd say you deserved worse.

nick3600 22

you should get arrested and sentenced over a thousand hours of community service

RaynbowRebel 2

seriously that's low, how would you like it if someone did that to you?