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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Hope your not posting on her phone.

You straight up stole something and lied about it, this shouldn't be an fml

You Sir, are a despicable scum.

BloodyGlass 10

Glad you didn't go to my college. People leave their phones, keys, wallets, and other things of the like to mark their tables at the library and in the dining halls. You would've gotten the shit kicked out of you.

You deserve the shame from getting busted, and I hope you got written up!

WOW! Serves you right you jerk! Lying to someone's face like that! But hey I'm sure a phone was totally worth the risk right? WRONG!!

KarmaRules4 7

Which shows you have no morals. Hopefully nobody is dumb enough to trust you or the poster since neither of you have a shred of integrity

I'd probably do the same thing. I'm a dick.

You idiotic thief...maybe you should think about your actions before doing them

HookemHorns21 7

You're an asshole and deserve what u got

You totally deserved that one, asshole.