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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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ingridpingrid 4

That's what you get for being an ass.

OP, you don't deserve the title of "Thief".

What title does he deserve? A ******* liar perhaps

I hate ******* scum bags like you. Scumbags like you make me feel sick to my stomach.

By the way when u steal is shows that you are a pathetic peace of shit

This is what happens when you steal. Let this be a lesson to you before you become somebody's prison bitch

ummm probably a damn good idea to turn it off

You f´ing idiot!!!

Good job captain **** shit up

What a dick move keeping the phone. Not only are you an asshole but also a criminal.

You should also be fired

Oh boy now go cash your welfare checks

Liars and criminals do not get welfare checks