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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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I hope your next job is as a prison bitch.

You're an idiot! Not only is that wrong to do but if the phone is reported lost it is useless, you can't activate it. So then what, sell it to some unsuspecting person and **** them over too? YDI

People who steal are the worst kind of scum. You're no better.

I had to find my password (after forever) for my FML account just so I can say: F - you! and YDI!! You should be seriously reprimanded at your job for that.

This is your butthole o, this is your buttonhole in prison O. Don't steal.

oh.... big trouble friend... never do that again...

Someone is getting fired

Or fried

structuredchaoz 4

I hope you got fired for it. Nothing worse than a thief.

You deserve it for being a lying thief.

floresmarquezhah 0

Hey now! Don't offend dicks comparing them with him.