Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Erinx3 0
Oh God. That's something I'd do.
Tucatz 0
At least you didn't say "Yeah, can't you see them over there by that poster?"
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Comments (104)
Tucatz 0
Sorry for the multiple copies of the comment- apparently the server was also having a moment.
deliciouskaek 1
I'm sure that happens to a lot of people. You get used to pointing things out or using descriptives, so it's sort of second nature.
Jezebel0202 0
Hahahaha i just craccckked up. :P unfortunate, that.
rmm 0
hahahaha this is like, the best FML I've ever read
zachdodge 0
you work in fullerton,ca?
forthelulz_fml 0
....and this is why you work at Panera bread and not Los Alamos.
Twin1 0
fail
JCGN87 0
yah well dont blame yourself for being retarded, you can probly get mad at your parents
andydawg8891 0
Brain Fart Happens to the breast of us.
bluebob13 10
Pretty sure you missed spelled best there
functional 13
No he was on the money.
polishswede 0
LOL