Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
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nickbw 0
why is this a "FML", the guy was just being nice...
sweetdreams20 0
That's a FML 4 u. I hate to see u when something actually goes wrong
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Comments (127)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Almost every time I go to a craft store, people come up and ask me questions about their projects. I must look like an expert crafter or something. I should probably stop wearing my kittycat sweatshirt and ankle-length jean skirt when I go shopping.
iheartchocolate1 0
um... so how is this an FML?
restythestar 0
today I went to walmart and this girl asked me where the scrapbook is. I don't even work there. FML
Fynn 0
HOW is this an FML? Seriously.
theboldshadow 11
man anything gets approved now
theman14234 0
worst fml ever
redrovaa 0
I think the FML is that she was buying scrapbooking stuff.
diegomanguelo 5
nice guy though
allmidnighteyes 11
HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE.
elorenzo_fml 0
This is more like a MLIA, definitely not FML.